Child Business Whiz Gifts

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'That's my boy...'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

An overachieving headless chicken.

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

'Our market analysis is in.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"How do you make any money?"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.