Young Business Wizard Gifts

'Mom, we can expand market share, add a franchise and make a profit if only you'll give me permission to cross the street!'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'You may have three mergers.'

Pat My Dog $5

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

'This should increase our business.'

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

"Will that be for here or to go?"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

"Winning isn't everything, junior. Making money from product endorsement deals is important too."

'Alright. But it better be good.'

'We need an expert to improve our marketing concept, our business strategy and our sales performance. That's why I decided to hire the 12 year old from the lemonade stand on the other side of the street.'

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The world's first marketing genius.

Lemonade 50 cents: Lottery Tickets Sold Here.

'After I got money for my last baby tooth, I knew I needed a new income stream.'

Lemonade Stand

'No business all day - I told you this place needed a website.'