Young Finance Wizards Gifts

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

Businessman Panhandling

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

"I don't know about you, but I thought we'd be fully vested by the time we reached 4th grade."

"This family needs to be more responsible with our finances. A fool and his money are soon parted."

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

'Honestly, Boss, I only asked it how to make ends meet on the salary you pay me. . .'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

I.R.S. in god we trust - all others we audit

'Since it's falling on me to help pay off the budget deficits when I grow up, I think you need to increase my allowance, Dad!'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'The princess lived happily ever after on her dividends from her investment portfolio.'

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

"She's quickly grasping the value of money. Her imaginary friend is named PayPal."

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

Money.