Young Business Schemer Gifts

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Robot Parts $5

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Selling lemon latt�

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

A child runs an equity stand.

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'You're closer to the Big Guy than anyone. Will you help us kill him?'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'He's precocious.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

"My money just worked a little harder today, Ms. Sims."

Sugar Fix.

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'