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LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Robot Parts $5

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Lemonade Inc.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Acme Toys Ltd

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Tim's marketing solutions

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'