Business Tycoon Enthusiast Gifts

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"Won't say his name, sir - just claims you'll have to make a pact with either him or Mark Zuckerberg."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Lemonade Inc.

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Supermarket Merge

'He's precocious.'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Sugar Fix.

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands