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'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Lemonade Inc.

The Rubber Ball Company

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I love fast break business success."

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"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

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"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

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Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

Sugar Fix.

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

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