Playful Business Tycoon Gifts

A child angry at a co-worker for dropping their goods

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Lemonade Inc.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Just Merged.

Warren Buffett

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.