
"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."
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"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."
"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."
'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'
Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?
'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'
e-shoes
News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle
'Dog eat dog.'
'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'
"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"
"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"
'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'
'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'
Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world
"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."
Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.
'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'
'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'
Savory Types
Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry
"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"
"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"
"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"
'I'm calling you out, account to account.'
'We're e-bankrupt.'
'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'
"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"
Choices.
"Do you have any working capital?"
"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."
Comcast Takeover
"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."
The Stock Market.
"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"
"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."
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