
'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'
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'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'
"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."
Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.
'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'
Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?
'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'
'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'
"Make a lot of money."
Lemonade Inc.
"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'
'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'
'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'
'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'
'Dog eat dog.'
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."
'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'
'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'
"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."
"So...do you have a job now?"
"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"
'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'
"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"
"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"
'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'
Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world
Greed.
The Personal ATM
"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."
Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'
Counting my Bonus...
Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.
'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'
'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'
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