Money Mogul Gifts

'I started out in creative writing, began dabbling a bit in creative finance and accounting, and before I knew it, wound up here!'

'Our short term solution is money. Our long term solution is more money.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Save the earth/Make Money.

"Is there an observation room where I can watch my money grow?"

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"My report is on money."

'Remember, it's not a lie if it makes us money.'

Safe under mattress.

'My goal was to become a millionaire, then I became a billionaire. Now I realize that until I achieve the status of trillionaire, I won't be content.'

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Greed.

The Stock Market's Gone This Way...

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

Men placing an advertisement in search of a naive investor

'I've got a large disposable income.'

Salary Cap.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

'The reason I get a huge bonus is because I think I'm worth it.'

Too Big to Fail...and not get a huge bonus.

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

Isn't that the building society that just became a bank?

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Bank'

He followed the money.

Gravy Train

"One must never lose sight of the main driving force in this business...greed!"

Feeding The Crocodile.

Counting my Bonus...

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'