Corporate Mogul Gifts

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

'Impressive credentials - BA Columbia, MBA Harvard, stints as CFO and CEO at three major corporations - and what's this about being a bluesman?'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Excuse the mess, sir, but this is what happens when the Feds won't let us pay bonuses!"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Lemonade Inc.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Dog eat dog.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"So...do you have a job now?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'