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'Impressive credentials - BA Columbia, MBA Harvard, stints as CFO and CEO at three major corporations - and what's this about being a bluesman?'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Excuse the mess, sir, but this is what happens when the Feds won't let us pay bonuses!"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Lemonade Inc.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Dog eat dog.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"