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"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'I miss the good ole days when the world paid little or no attention to us.'

Choices.

"Do you have any working capital?"

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

Richard Branson caricature.

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"How much do you need?"

"Don't think of it as a conspiracy charge. Think of it as a buddy trial."

Company screaming 'NO!' at client.

'This is our merger plan.'

"But won't absconding with the company's funds cast the board in a bad light?"

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Wife, 2 kids, and 147 employees to support

Two men signing a contract and lighting cigars.

"There's no secret to my success. Just plenty of good, old-fashioned nepotism."

CEO at 'Lock, stock & barrel, inc:'...we have been sold...'

Comcast Takeover

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

'Believe me, nobody ever went broke from making too much profit.'

'You're right, we did make a profit.'

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

It takes money to make money.

It's been a pleasure taking you to the cleaners.

'Disaster!' they said. 'Great business opportunity,' I replied.

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

'One day, Son, 50% of all this will belong to your ex-wife.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'I'm a CEO. I run a multi-million dollar business with a strong global presence. I'm told we even have a web site.'

"Brexit could be a catastrophe for British businesses..."