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'Could you lend us some money to buy you out?'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Dog eat dog.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Savory Types

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

Choices.

"Do you have any working capital?"

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Comcast Takeover

Undisclosed amounts

'One day son, all of this will be yours. Provided we can swing the McNulty Hart deal that is. '