Media Mogul Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Is Michael Eisner O.K.? I haven't seen his name in the papers for days."

TV, 'It's a new Rupert Murdoch production -- the 'Things You're Better Off Not Knowing' channel.'

"Here boy. Get me the UK out of Europe and I'll give you a nice juicy bone!"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Newspaper suicide.

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

'Get me public relations!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Trump

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

Jesus - Trial by media.