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Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Savory Types

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

Choices.

"Do you have any working capital?"

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

'You say he left the office hours ago?'

'One day son, all of this will be yours. Provided we can swing the McNulty Hart deal that is. '

Undisclosed amounts

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture