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"Scratch a chief executive officer, and you'll find a chief executive little boy."

How do I find true love, Randy? You really want my advice? Of course. I'm not getting any younger. My business empire is performing beyond expectations

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

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"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

Savory Types

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

Choices.

"Do you have any working capital?"

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Comcast Takeover

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