Business Mogul Fan T-Shirts

"He's a big typhoon for worldwide global."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'Dog eat dog.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Savory Types

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

Choices.

"Do you have any working capital?"

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

Comcast Takeover

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'One day son, all of this will be yours. Provided we can swing the McNulty Hart deal that is. '

Undisclosed amounts

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys