Money Mogul Fan T-Shirts

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Greed.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Counting my Bonus...

The Personal ATM

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'I think we may have an income problem.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Save the earth/Make Money.

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

Stock market ups and downs.

Security/Savings

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

"The filthy rich"

Financial Consultants: Gambling with other peoples money since 1987.

Red Letter Days - Payment of Dividends