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The Difference Between Politicians and Businessmen

Lord Alan Sugar

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

Manager.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

“UKRAINE FARM LAND PICK YOUR OWN”

Chain of command. Me - everybody else.

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

'I don't get along with my peers, but unfortunately, I have none.'

"...by the way, the firm's karma is skewered, I had to kill a few people on the way up"

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'You should see Mr. Feeney in Room 201, sir -- he's our Vice-President in charge of unwelcome visitors.'

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

'Office market' with tightened belt views small 'Square footage' meal with anger

"He's a big typhoon for worldwide global."

"Poor thing must really need the money."

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

"At first they were pleased with my creative financing ideas...until they found out about the Cayman Island account!"

'Some of you were wondering, 'what, exactly, does Smedgwick, Refining and Smelting do'?'