Money-minded Mogul Gifts

"I'm working harder than I ever have, but all I get out of it is larger and larger paychecks."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Dog eat dog.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Counting my Bonus...

Savory Types

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

The Personal ATM

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'