Monopoly Mogul Gifts

'Look, Simpson, I don't care if due legal process hasn't been exhausted, your card still says 'Go directly to jail''

"I'm afraid there's no BANK ERROR IN YOUR FAVOR. This is a Monopoly card, sir."

Estate on a plate

'My goal is for our company to be a square on the Monopoly board.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Dog eat dog.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

Counting my Bonus...

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Savory Types

The Personal ATM

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.