Medication Mogul Gifts

'If we can't cure cancer, our hope is to turn it into a long-term profitbale disease.'

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Dog eat dog.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

The Personal ATM

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Counting my Bonus...

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'