Media Mogul In Disguise Gifts

"And, that's the new extension for my new plasma TV screen."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Newspaper suicide.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'You've been killing files again.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'Get me public relations!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

'Interactive TV news.'

Welcome to Hollywood

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'Take me to see Max Clifford'

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Man considers blogging.

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'