Media Mogul In Training Gifts

Man considers blogging.

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

'Any other suggestions on how we can increase circulation besides a swimsuit edition?'

"Talk about dumb... staging a revolution and not selling the TV rights!"

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

"So, she broke in, ate your porridge, broke a chair and slept in your bed? You won't get much compensation through the courts, but you could sell the story to the media. . ."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Get me public relations!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

World Economic Forum

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'Take me to see Max Clifford'

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead