Media Mogul In Training Gifts

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

'Any other suggestions on how we can increase circulation besides a swimsuit edition?'

"Talk about dumb... staging a revolution and not selling the TV rights!"

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

"So, she broke in, ate your porridge, broke a chair and slept in your bed? You won't get much compensation through the courts, but you could sell the story to the media. . ."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Get me public relations!'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

World Economic Forum

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

Jesus - Trial by media.