Media Mogul Hopeful Gifts

The Conspiracy Theorist

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

Lemonade Inc.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"So...do you have a job now?"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Newspaper suicide.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Get me public relations!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

World Economic Forum

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

'Interactive TV news.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"