Media Mogul Hopeful Gifts

The Conspiracy Theorist

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

Lemonade Inc.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Newspaper suicide.

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'You've been killing files again.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'Get me public relations!'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

World Economic Forum

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

'Interactive TV news.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

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