Media Mogul Dreamer Gifts

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Grocery. I hope to work on the business side of TV and movies one day, so I've added "produce placement experience" to my resume. Thanks to everybody keeping stores open and stocked.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

Lemonade Inc.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Big screen TV.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'You've been killing files again.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'Get me public relations!'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

Jack Nicholson

"Er. . . anything else?"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."