Internet Star Dreamer Gifts

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Big screen TV.

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

The Personal ATM

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Keep on Truckin.

"What's that you're reading?"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I'm a star!'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?