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"I could have been an internet sensation. But when I saw the bathtub, I chickened out."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Elvis Presley

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Big screen TV.

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Steve Howe.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

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'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Keep on Truckin.

'I'm a star!'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"What's that you're reading?"

Man and Machine snoozing

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The Personal ATM

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.