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'Fifteen minutes! I want to be famous for one tweet.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Big screen TV.

'I'm a star!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

Jack Nicholson

"Er. . . anything else?"

Eric Adams Caricature

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

"That'll be the day!"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

Entering New York City - Check it out

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

'Super size me!!'

'So, did I get the job?'

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

"As a foolproof retirement plan hoping that one of the Kardashians falls for you might be a little optimistic."

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

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