Instant Fame Dreamer Pillows

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Big screen TV.

'I'm a star!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Er. . . anything else?"

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

Eric Adams Caricature

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"That'll be the day!"

Entering New York City - Check it out

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

Dog picturing himself on stage.

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'So, did I get the job?'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

'Super size me!!'

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"As a foolproof retirement plan hoping that one of the Kardashians falls for you might be a little optimistic."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Next: I'm STILL a 'D' list celebrity - sack my agent!

'How's that solo career working out for you?'