Online Fame Dreamer Gifts

The steroid era vs the social media era

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"She's all over YouTube."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'I'm a star!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Er. . . anything else?"

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Eric Adams Caricature

Entering New York City - Check it out

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

'So, did I get the job?'

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'