Online Fame Dreamer Prints

The steroid era vs the social media era

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"She's all over YouTube."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'I'm a star!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"Er. . . anything else?"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

Eric Adams Caricature

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'Something that'll get me googled,'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'So, did I get the job?'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."