Media Mogul Gifts

'Get me public relations!'

Headline: 'Something happened but it was all over by the time we got there.'

'Interactive TV news.'

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it for free on our website."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Should we let him in? He says he's Wolf Blitzer."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'If only every year was an election year.'

'To avoid lawsuits tonight's news will not name names.'

'It looks like your fifteen minutes of fame is about over.'

News crews fight for coverage

'...But the good news is TV ads have been promoting the idea that money isn't everything.'

Like moths attracted to light...

'We need a report on Ageism. Kelly, could you do that?'

'It's tough being a media exec. There's always the threat of good news breaking out.'

B2B Mag of the Year - Legal Week. 'I'm going to appeal!'

Jesus - Trial by media.

"You haven't seen my name on the CNN crawl line, have you?"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'You've been killing files again.'

'Take me to see Max Clifford'

Presidential Podcast

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

Falling ratings at CBS.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

Sara Carbonero Arévalo

Newspaper suicide.

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

"So in the final settlement she got the house, the car, the kids, alimony, all bank accounts and my retirement."

'Looks like we're out of murder, disease, and scandal, but this just in...there's a chance of rain. It's going to rain!'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"