Media Mogul Fan Gifts

"And, in a move sure to attract the attention of regulators, the private sector made a bid to acquire the public sector."

Monopoly, "You have been made a major media baron- do what the hell you like!"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Walt Disney on ice."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Newspaper suicide.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'You've been killing files again.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Get me public relations!'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Trump

Jesus - Trial by media.

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"