News Mogul Gifts

Trump's scapegoat bingo

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Newspaper suicide.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

The Personal ATM

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'You've been killing files again.'

Counting my Bonus...

Savory Types

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'