Publishing Mogul Gifts

Looking for a smart, humorous gift for a publishing mogul? Our curated collection of fun and thoughtful products highlights their love for storytelling, publishing, and the creative chaos of the literary scene. Whether it's a quirky mug, a witty t-shirt, or a stylish print, find a gift that captures their passion for turning words into worlds. Great for authors, editors, literary agents, or anyone who lives and breathes publishing!

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"How can I be sure you can deliver the goods? All I've seen so far is a whole lot of posturing."

"How can I be sure you can deliver the goods? All I've seen so far is a whole lot of posturing." mockup

"How can I be sure you can deliver the goods? All I've seen so far is a whole lot of posturing."

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!' mockup

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

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"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?" mockup

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

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Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company? mockup

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

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'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.' mockup

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

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Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss. mockup

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

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'If only every year was an election year.'

'If only every year was an election year.' mockup

'If only every year was an election year.'

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"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison." mockup

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

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'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.' mockup

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

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'Call the boss! We're in trouble!' mockup

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

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"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!" mockup

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

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'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .' mockup

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

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'Dog eat dog.'

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'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?' mockup

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

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'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.' mockup

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

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'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!' mockup

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

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"What's on my schedule today, Fred?" mockup

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

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Newspaper suicide.

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'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.' mockup

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

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"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!" mockup

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

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Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world mockup

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

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Greed.

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As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy... mockup

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

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"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company." mockup

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

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'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.' mockup

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

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Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk. mockup

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

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Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!' mockup

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

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'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!' mockup

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

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Counting my Bonus...

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'You've been killing files again.' mockup

'You've been killing files again.'

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The Personal ATM

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Savory Types

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Publishing Mogul Gifts Collection

Publishing Mogul Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for publishing moguls. Find witty and creative mugs that celebrate their love for storytelling and the publishing industry.

Publishing Mogul Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows designed for publishing lovers and industry insiders alike.

Publishing Mogul Prints

Browse stylish prints that celebrate the literary world and inspire every day for storytelling enthusiasts.

Publishing Mogul T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts that make a fun statement about a publishing mogul’s passion for books and storytelling.