Magazine Mogul Gifts

"By subscribing to one or more of these magazines, sir, you'll be helping me to achieve my goal of world domination."

"Sometimes, the fight for little sister equality must take interesting turns."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Dog eat dog.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Newspaper suicide.

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

The Personal ATM

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Counting my Bonus...

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'