Movie Mogul Gifts

Welcome to Hollywood

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

"Good news! I sold the movie rights to your accident for 50 Grand!"

Hollywood Studio - 'We can only pay you $20million for your next film - video piracy is killing the film industry.'

"No offense, Lou, but you're a money guy, not a movie guy."

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

'I need to upgrade my 32 screens to digital so I'd like to borrow all you've got.'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Make a lot of money."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Lemonade Inc.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Dog eat dog.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"