Movie Mogul Wannabe Gifts

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Amazon buys MGM Studios...

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

Lemonade Inc.

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"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

World Economic Forum

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

Welcome to Hollywood

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

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"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"