Television Mogul Gifts

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Dog eat dog.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'You've been killing files again.'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Counting my Bonus...

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Savory Types

The Personal ATM