Media Mogul Mentality Gifts

Big trouble. What now? The latest radio ratings are out. Ask Sadie is a huge hit. You know what that means. A whole new level of incorrigible. I ma the king of all media! Larynx

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Dog eat dog.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'You've been killing files again.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Savory Types

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Get me public relations!'

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'