Media Mogul Mentality T-Shirts

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Newspaper suicide.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'You've been killing files again.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Savory Types

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'Get me public relations!'

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'