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"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Police film evidence

Newspaper suicide.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Get me public relations!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'Interactive TV news.'

Welcome to Hollywood

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

Jesus - Trial by media.

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Trump

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"