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"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

'Get me public relations!'

Champagne at the hunt

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Trump

Jesus - Trial by media.

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"