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'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Dog eat dog.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Counting my Bonus...

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

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'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"