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"There's someone here to see you, Ms Dorries."

Lord Reith

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Newspaper suicide.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Get me public relations!'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Sold his air rights."

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'Take me to see Max Clifford'

'One day this will all be yours.'

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

Man considers blogging.