Media Magnate Mugs

"There's someone here to see you, Ms Dorries."

Lord Reith

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

'Get me public relations!'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"Sold his air rights."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'One day this will all be yours.'

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"