Media Tycoon Mugs

Berlusconi to run for fourth term: 'It says if running persists after four terms, I should call the doctor, so let the fourth term commence!'

'New Election!'

The Clown: Silvio Berlusconi.

Silvio Berlusconi

The president's men

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Get me public relations!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Jesus - Trial by media.